First of all, let me preface this by stating my intent and reason. I am purely copying Eric Reckman's whole thing, which I can only presume was started out of hatred for Rupert Murdoch and Myspace.com. Thank you for bringing this to my attention Jared Rudolph. I am currently in Cleveland, Oh, interning for my uncle's advertising firm, which shall remain nameless to protect him. He has many enemies, all of which will read this blog.
I find it funny that Eric Spore is so against blogging. I hope he discovers these and becomes engulfed in a fit of rage. I trust that Mr. Friedman will tell him. Go Zach. Call him now.
In this blog, I will include pictures and ramblings from my humdrum life. If at anytime I get bored of it, I will deactivite it in a fit of rage. Thats just how I am. Here is a picture to start off.
This is a project my uncle gave me last friday. He asked me to take this baby picture of his friend and add stubble and a lit cigarette. The hard part was grafting another face filled with stubble on the baby's face, then making it all appear like one face, with smooth transitions. Adding the cigarette was easy. Much thanks to Senor Mitzmano who taught Gellman and I the fine art of Adobe Photoshop.