18 July, 2006

Lesson #1- Boat Shoes


Boat shoes are funny only if you don't take yourself seriously and wear them in mocking. If you use the words "summer" to refer to a vacation you have worn your shoes correctly. Socks should never be worn with boat shoes. They can be worn with shorts and pants, but not jeans. Khakis, Linen, Seersucker all work with boat shoes. They look good if you wear them on a yacht. If wearing, must call mother "Muffy" or "Mumsey". Constantly mention how close you are to the Kennedys. Play alot of touch football in these boat shoes.

3 comments:

C said...

What about "mumsey"??

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