20 July, 2006

Lesson #3- Sock Garters

While moustaches and boat shoes are still worn by many, the art of the sock garter has been long lost. Years ago, gentlemen never wore shorts out of the house, donning nice pleated pressed pants and their dress shoes. Underneath those were socks pulled as high as sin, and held there by a wonderful contraption. The sock garter. Near impossible to find in 2006, this accessory should be coveted and worshipped by seekers of high class. Nary will your socks fall below your ankles again with the suspender below your knee bender. I am constantly on the search for these, and if any sock garter salesmen trip upon this site, please do not hesitate to comment. I will buy out your stock, sock-garter salesman.

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